The Only Calendar That Understands You

Because deadlines are just suggestions, right?

Bring some laughter to your walls with the 2026 Procrastinator Calendar, featuring 12 months of pun-filled procrastination humor created right here in Western New York. Perfect for home, office, or as a “subtle hint” gift for your favorite slow mover.

Price: $19.95
Shipping: FREE anywhere in the U.S.

Product Details:

• Standard wall calendar size: 8" x 8" closed, 8" x 16" opened
• Full monthly grid layout with room for notes (if you ever get to them)
• Printed on high-quality paper for a vibrant, durable finish
• Includes major U.S. holidays and special “procrastination days” throughout the year
• Proudly designed and printed in Western New York
• Veteran owned • Portion of proceeds benefit the Purple Heart Foundation

Free shipping. Local pickup available in Tonawanda, NY.